THE GREAT ESCAPE :o

Once upon a time...

There were 3 Gremlins named Herman, Sherman, and Jose. Herman and Sherman were brown and Jose was white and black. They all had long arms kind of like monkeys. To get where they were going they used their super long toes to hold on the ceiling because they weren't allowed on the carpet. One day Sherman got a wild hair and he got on the carpet! His owner made him and his brothers go outside for their punishment and if you know anything about Gremlins they hate outside because they hate to get dirty or tan their skin! Ha So anyways they are all outside and the dog catcher comes!!! They started to panic and scream! AHHH!!! Their little hearts starting beating really hard like they were about to have a heart attack!! The dog catcher drove passed them and didn't seem to notice them. Jose took a sigh of relief. Then Herman like the big baby he is; started to scream AGAIN! AHHHHH!!!!!! The dog catcher backed up and got out of his truck. Sherman and Herman were all hiding behind Jose. Jose crying and kicking at the dog catcher got put in the cage. Then, Herman and Sherman got in different cages. It was soon dark as they laid on the cold hard ground, wishing they never got on the walls; they cried more. The place they were at is called BAD BAD ANIMALS, it is on this Island you have to get on a boat to get out there. There is lots of seaweed and fish in the waters. Anyways; Herman decided to sing a song so maybe his owner would hear him even though he's across town. All 3 sang jingle bells. It didn't work.:( So, the next morning after being fed horrible people food they decided it was time to plot THE GREAT ESCAPE.... Their plan was to let it get dark and they would swim the only problem was that Jose couldn't swim... Sherman said he would let him hang on to his toes if it meant they could go home. As nightfall came they figured out how to unlock their cages. After unlocking them and being really sneaky they got to the door they opened it and they got out without the guard waking up then, the door slammed and woke up the guard!! The 3 ran and jumped in the water; Jose nearly drowning grabbed Sherman's toes. As they swam through the beastly waters dodging the seaweed and gremlin eating fish, they made it to land. All tired from the 29 mile swim they began to walk home. They didn't walk for long because it was cold so they started to sprint home. They began to see signs of them being missing. They knew they were almost home untilll HONNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKK!!!! Screeching tires and the horn BLLAARRRINGG they turned and seen only head lights and wham!!! They got hit by a car!! No one survived the crash and the man in the car well... it was their owner, he died too!

But it's okay only because this story is a fake as it gets!!!