Bored!!:)

- In a Hollywood marriage it's a success if it outlasts milk!:)

- I'm not random, I just think faster than you do!

- I ran out of sick days sooo.... I'm calling in dead!

- I didn't fall I was testing gravity ANDDD it still works!!!

-I Hate It When People Ask

1)Can I ask you a question? (didnt gimme a choice there, did ya sunshine?)

2) Did you get a haircut? (no it shrunk..!!)

3) Did you lose weight? (yeah. it just vanished!)

4) Did you catch a fish? (nope. i talked it into giving himself up.)

5) *waiter* Table for how many? (one hundred and twelve. us 3 would like to switch seats every 4 minutes)

6) Were you sitting there? (yes. me and my imaginary friend steve.)

7) Your not wearing that out are you? (actually i was planning on going naked)

8) Is that yours? (no i stole it...!)

9) *watching a trick* Am i supposed to pick a card? (no your supposed to pick your nose)

10) Are you going to eat that? (only if you want it)

11) *doctor* How are you today? (Great! I just like your company(: )

12) *clerk at store* Is that all? (why? wasnt this enough??)

13) Where did you get that accent? (i bought it on ebay)

14) Hey, are you moving? (nope. we just like to pack our stuff up in boxes every week)

15) Are you always funny? (no, i only make a special effort on tuesdays and thursdays)

-I laugh three times when I hear a joke.

Once when it is told.
A second time when someone
explains it to me.
And, a third time five minutes later
when I actually get it

-".Sticks and stones may break my bones but names willnever hurt me."

How bout I throw a Dictionary at you & we see what happens?

-today

Today, while driving to school, I thought I smelled something burning, and immediately turned down my music. I'm not sure how that helped

-"ha! you flinched" "well yeah, you almost just punched me in the face!"

Vending Machines,

/ / // // / // // /// /// /// /// /// /// /// /// /// // / Kill four times more people each year

T H E N S H A R K S D O
& this is why imma stop shaking them...

- Your 5 and you have a cell phone?? Who do you talk to elmo?

- Kelsy haha

- /// The only thing you have to fear ///

........................is fear itself.......................

[( &+ spiders )] ♥

- s t u p i d s p i d e r s.

Through the eyes of Lucy!

I'm Lucy, I am a Teacup Maltese and I weigh 5 pounds! I love to run and play with my brother Loki and cousin Taco! I like to run to keep up my girly figure! Everyday I wake up my momma Kelsy at 6:30 to let me out for a 30 minute potty break and then I go back to bed till 10 minutes till 9 so my Ellie can go to work. I stay in my house till noon and my Ellie lets me outside and I come in when my momma gets home from school. Then they lock me back up till 5 and I am out the rest of the night. I walk to the nursing home to go see Grandma! She usually pets me to hard so I stay with my momma or Ellie. Ellie, Papaw and momma always carry me every where! I hardly ever walk. Then I fight with my friends and then I go to bed and I usually can't make up my mind whether I want to sleep in my house or in my bed so I bark a ton before I make up my mind! That is my life as Lucy!:)

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To be quite honest it is typical of someone to care more about the person that will pay you money than one that once flew a helicopter and saved so many lives! It does bother me because it's not fair! MJ gets all this attention when he's dead, seriously just let him die! It makes me so mad! It's totally not fair that this man risked his life just to help a few injured soldiers! It wasn't expected or ask of him and he did it anyways! In my eyes he's a hero!

93-211-003 Clatsop Co. Water Rescue Seaside,Ore. South Shore beach. (On Scene) Team:H.Oakes SAR Dog Ranger and Brandon Oakes. Results: While walking on the beach we witnessed 5 children get pulled out to sea by a sneaker wave tide undertow. One girl made it out on her own. Two parents jumped in and saved their children and that left two children still heading out to sea. Drowning. Brandon acted as a spotter while Ranger and I went to help. I swam out to the boy and pulled him out of the water and Ranger swam 30 yards out to the little girl and she hung on to his tail while he pulled her in. Fire Dept.and Police notified of incident by family. Great Save Ranger. Brandon acted as spotter. Did great job. NOTE: We later were the first search dog team to ever be awarded the “Higgins’ and Langley Swift Water rescue award for this rescue.

http://www.k9sardog.com/lostpeople.html

Poem Contest

It's time to leave,

It's time to believe,

That I can make it on my own,

Through all life's obstacles that have been thrown,

Through all the changes I've grown

I can make it on my own,

It's time to believe,

That no matter what

I am tough enough

To make it on my own

As I continue to grow

I'll always know

I CAN make it on my own.